The VICE Guide to the Worst ‘Sex’ Songs Ever Made

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The VICE Guide to the Worst ‘Sex’ Songs Ever Made

Picture this: you’re in bed with your partner, and things are starting to get heated. You’re kissing, clothes are coming off,  and so far, the shuffle on a random playlist you picked hasn’t let you down. But then, something horrific happens. “Now usually I don’t do this but uhhhhh…Go ‘head and break em off with a lil’ preview of the remix” R-Kelly’s Ignition (Remix) has come on and your fight or flight kicks in.All of a sudden this fleeting mome…