Lewd special satirical article: NMU Hockey Exit Survey Reveals Startling Factors Behind The Players’ Departure – The Lode

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Lewd special satirical article: NMU Hockey Exit Survey Reveals Startling Factors Behind The Players’ Departure – The Lode

Disclaimer: This article is a part of The Lewd, a biannual satirical project put together by The Lode staff, typically published the week before finals. Opinions presented in these articles do not reflect The Lode values. Fourteen members of the Northern Michigan University hockey team have recently entered the transfer portal, shaking up the roster and leaving fans speculating about the team’s future. Yesterday, sources close to the program lea…